Jokes

[Weasel]

Tielcel, I just have to post this picture to another site! It's too funny not too! May I have permission

[Minca]

LOL!!! Yup, definately classic!

[Tiercel78]

Yeah sure! Go for it weasel. What site are you posting it on?

[Weasel]

The International Falconry site

[Falcon (I)]

a kodak momment for sure

[Riker]

lets see the little guy sell insurance now!!

[BlueTiercel]

Ahhhh, hahaha, that d**n Gieco Gecko got eaten by a red shouldered. hehehe my day is better now.

[Strider]

Im supprised he lived through the last few commercials after all those times that guy has dropped him and thrown him.

[Weasel]

Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can exchange an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN. ;D

[Falcon (I)]

your a dead man walking weasel

[Strider]

Your married right? Now we know why me almost never see your wife here.

[Austin]

A Rich Man was walking down the street one day and he met a bum standing on the conner,. The bum asked for twenty dollars and the stranger replied,
" If I give you twenty dollars you'll probably buy alcohol with it"!
No, said the bum, " I quit drinking ten years ago".
Well you'll proabaly spend it on a hunting license!
No, said the bum, " I quit hunting fifteen years ago".
Well you'll probably spend it on a wild woman!
No, said the bum, "I quit having sex five years ago".
The stranger then said, " Come home with me and I'll have my wife fix us a nice dinner.
So the bum gets into the Rich Guys car and down the road they go.
The bum gets to thinking as theywere driving along,
Why does he want me to come to his house? So he said to the Rich Guy,
Hey!" My clothes are all ragged and dirty, and I really don't smell too good"! "
Why do you want someone like me coming to your house"?
The Rich Guy looks at the bum and said,"
'' I just want my wife to see what happens to a man when he quits, DRINKING, HUNTING and having SEX

[Strider]

That....I dont know how how to describe it.

[rt]

;D

[squirrelhawker32]

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I
saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still
says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa... Go home, you're
drunk."