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Sept 26, 2005 11:23:00 GMT -5
Post by Weasel on Sept 26, 2005 11:23:00 GMT -5
................Hmmm.......I can't say some of those sober...........  |
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Oct 27, 2005 13:10:04 GMT -5
Post by Weasel on Oct 27, 2005 13:10:04 GMT -5
Short Fairy tale.......
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" and the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted
THE END
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Oct 27, 2005 14:29:48 GMT -5
Post by ccrobbins on Oct 27, 2005 14:29:48 GMT -5
Not a very positive endorsement for gettin hitched!
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Oct 27, 2005 17:35:38 GMT -5
Post by frootdog on Oct 27, 2005 17:35:38 GMT -5
Who needs a positive endorsement for getting hitched? Avoid it like the plague and the fairy tale will come true.
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Oct 27, 2005 19:24:11 GMT -5
Post by ccrobbins on Oct 27, 2005 19:24:11 GMT -5
how will I ever learn unless I do it?
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Alex
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Nov 4, 2005 17:28:23 GMT -5
Post by Alex on Nov 4, 2005 17:28:23 GMT -5
Thats true,
some people can only learn through pain....
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Nov 6, 2005 9:05:03 GMT -5
Post by ccrobbins on Nov 6, 2005 9:05:03 GMT -5
I actually prefer that way. Makes me feel alive!
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Nov 7, 2005 9:32:09 GMT -5
Post by Weasel on Nov 7, 2005 9:32:09 GMT -5
Can't feel alive after they have ripped your spine out ........
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Nov 7, 2005 11:10:03 GMT -5
Post by ccrobbins on Nov 7, 2005 11:10:03 GMT -5
or nuts?
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Nov 7, 2005 14:12:46 GMT -5
Post by Weasel on Nov 7, 2005 14:12:46 GMT -5
No, I still have those, they're just bruised....the spine is severely damaged and only now starting to heal......I have had more fun in the past few months being single that I can remember in along time........
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Nov 8, 2005 7:41:52 GMT -5
Post by ccrobbins on Nov 8, 2005 7:41:52 GMT -5
Good, maybe that will improve your mood! LOL!
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Minca
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Nov 8, 2005 11:19:26 GMT -5
Post by Minca on Nov 8, 2005 11:19:26 GMT -5
..cough..rebound..cough......
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Nov 9, 2005 10:26:24 GMT -5
Post by Weasel on Nov 9, 2005 10:26:24 GMT -5
......and............?hehehehe
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Nov 9, 2005 10:27:45 GMT -5
Post by Weasel on Nov 9, 2005 10:27:45 GMT -5
Check out this website!!! I laughed my butt off when I searched for the Texas Hawking association..... www.gizoogle.com |
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Nov 16, 2005 10:13:14 GMT -5
Post by Weasel on Nov 16, 2005 10:13:14 GMT -5
At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Señor? This is Ernesto the caretaker
at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
"Si, that's the one."
"d**n! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird..."What did he
die
from?"
"From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Nobody senor. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"The thoroughbred, Mr. Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water
cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
"What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the
candle for?"
"For the funeral." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"
"Your wife's... She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she
was
a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods - Nike Driver."
SILENCE................... "Ernesto if you broke that new driver you're
fired.!"
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